Doctor: Do you ever look in the mirror and think, “I’ve seen that face before?”
Barney: Yes.
Doctor: Really? When?
Barney: Well, every time I look in the mirror.
Doctor: Oh, yes, yes, yes. Fair enough. Good point. My face is fresh on, though…

(Source: throughwho)

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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(Source: lindsaylohanthony)

fuckyeah-toothfairy:

What shipping wars feel like to shippers:

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What shipping wars actually look like:

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deansdemonhair:

As is quite visible in this shot, Rotelle and Bowtie are having car problems because they have pasta as wheels instead of real wheels. This is the only plausible downside of pasta.

supernaturalapocalypse 

malformalady:

Police officers file past the casket of Oklahoma City police canine officer K-9 Kye during funeral services in Oklahoma City on August 28, 2014. K-9 Kye died on August 25 after being stabbed by a burglary suspect on August 24.

Photo credit: Sue Ogrocki/AP Photo

(Source: mcavoyclub)

intoasylum:

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marvel (part 2) | text posts

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

(Source: headlikeanorange)