the kid on my back, that’s my brother ryan. he thinks he’s prince harry. the lady behind us is our mom. she’s beautiful, like nefertiti. my brother thinks i can fly.
say it with me now
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
Rawr! These lion’s mane jellies can practically shapeshift into stringy blobs
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much
Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are: